oh my god
rest in fucking peaches, mario
This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Pokemon TCG Illustrator Sakuba Tokiya draws Pokemon Fusions. And they’re amazing.
meanwhile somebody’s finally translating the first pokemon manga and im so happy